Spanky the Buttweasel 2 
by Aaron J.
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Controls

 The main character is Spanky, DUH! he can 
only do a few big things:

Walk: directional keys. 
Jump: Shift
Fire Weapon: Control (only in Boss fights.)
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Level Objectives

The Point of each level is to get to the exit--this
 being a platform game in all. The exit is not 
visible, but should be obvious.
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SCENES

After completing certain areas of the game, 
your eyes can feast upon the 7  scenes i have 
created. 
*Note* DON'T PRESS ENTER UNLESS YOU KNOW 
FOR SURE A SCENE IS OVER!!!!!
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Level Types

To overcome the boredom of a basic platform 
game, Spanky the Buttweasel 2 features 
several types of levels. Below is a list of them.

*Platform- bAsic Platform level. Normal controls

*River- Spanky floats down a river! Avoid hazards 
and keep on the raft!

*Ship- Control Spanky's ship! pressing control
allows you to fire your weapon.

*Terrorize- Spanky has come to terrorize the 
citizens! Don't worry though, in these levels,
YOU'RE the bad guy!

*Overhead- Control Spankster from an 
overhead view.
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Worlds

Each world has at least 2 levels, and...uh...
here's a list of the worlds. The badguys of the
 worlds are listed, and If you don't wanna 
spoil anything, skip past this. 
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World 1: Pickle Forest (pLatform)
Enemies: Flying Pickle
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World 2: Kung-Pow Farm (Terrorize)
Enemies: none
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World 3: Bath Tub Fun (platform)
Enemies: Hot Heads
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World 4: Delicious Delicates (Platform, River)
Enemies: Dough hands, Urchin
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World 5: Stupid Togs! (Platform)
Enemies: Flying (yet painful) Togs
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World 6: Cabbage Monkey Carnival ii (P,Oh) 
Enemies: Cabbage Monkeys (duh....), Haunted 
head things
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World 7: Hidden Mushroom village (p, river)
Enemies: Shroom Men, Acidious Shroom acid
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World 8: Turtle elementary (Terrorize)
Enemies: none
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World 9:china town (Platform)
Enemies: Komoto Man, Flame Head
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World 10: ?????????? (Ship)
Enimies: Asteroids.......and a BIG worm!
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World 11: ?????????? (Platform)
Enemies: water (OH YEAH!)
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There are even more Worlds- yet hidden. 
the password needed to access them will be 
found at the end of the game. If you see anything
 wierd in the game, take it as a note to find out 
the password. If given advice, follow it. 
(Also, you get to play as Bill and...so...)
 Just for the heck of it, I made a spot at the 
end of this readme so you can write down all 
the passwords you collect. Then, write them 
down and save this.Try pressing 
ctrl+p when a password appears, and the 
game will be paused.
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Bosses
What would be a game without bosses? Well, 
there was Tetris and Pong...but that's not the 
point. The bosses in this game have "evolved" 
since the first game, in the case that you fight 
them all with a weapon. Some are only hurt if 
hit in a certain spot- such as the head. 
If you notice that a boss is not getting hurt, 
don't thnik I screwed up------shoot it in a spot 
that only becomes visible every so often, or try
 diffrent areas. If you can't win, it's YOUR fault. 
Ha ha...

*Note*
The third boss is a little diffrent. When the 
guage on the Top right fills up, you will be 
able to Shoot. Don't save it! It will refill if you 
wait too long.
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FAQ- Common Questions I'm not asked

Q. What is Spanky saying when he gets hurt?
A: Wup.

Q. Is that all he can say?
A. No, but do you really care????

Q: How do you make Your play-dough?
A: About 5 cups of flour and a pinch of-------Wait a
 sec...you're trying to learn how to make my 
world famous play dough! Ha! I can't be fooled 
that easily!

Q: What is your high score on the bonus game?
A: 7,700 baby!

Q: Can I ask you a question?
A: sure

Q: Is there really a level with a giant monkey 
dressed up in a disco suit?
A: maybe......

Q: Can You give me a password? 
A: Okay-- But don't tell anyone... try "Halamo"

Q: The first boss is too hard!
A: That's cause you suck!

Q: How do you hurt that big worm?
A: Shoot it in the mouth!

Q: The last boss is really tough, mainly 
because I suck.
A: Well, uhh......YOU SUCK!

Q: This is a big game!
A: Yes it is!

Q: What are the system requirments 
for the game? 
A: 1.I don't know
      2. You have the game, so why do you ask?

Q: I saw a strange piece of paper before the 
last boss. what does it mean?
a: Just try to figure out what it says...I wouldn't
 put that in there without a reason. 
(well okay..maybe i would...)

Q: I can't figure out that wierd picture. 
What does it mean?
A: Just Stare at it.

Q: Who's that wierd Mexican guy at the end of 
the game?
A: I don't know what you're talking about...
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Hints:

1. Survey the level and don't move as soon as it 
begins.

2. If it moves, it probably hurts you.

3. In some levels try looking carefully around 
to spot "hidden" things. This also includes one 
particular thing...
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Did You Know (of course not!)

1. The origanal Spanky 2 was made with pieces 
form the first game, and the first world was 
planet Cheese again. Although I like planet 
cheese, i wanted something new. Actually, the 
original second game sucked so bad, I started 
all over on it. It was a discrace.

2. i don't like pickles.

3. The old first boss was a giant frog named 
"prince falgalwort." The boss music sucked.

4.World five used to be Walruswater parks, 
inc. before i realized how much it sucked, 
then, i added Stupid togs and decided to have 
that replace WWP, inc.

5.The unmasked Xeneos used to look like a 
vampire with his head in a exact shape to his 
mask. 

6.China town was added in Last and made the 
game have an extra level. 

7. the game has 4 playable characters...

8. All of the voice acting was done by me!

9. AssAstroid feild was one of the very first 
levels i made.

10. Mr. moon and Falango and Dr. Fat 
are seeable in the game.

11. "Bath Tub Fun" had a third level, called 
"Rubber Duckie", that took place under water, 
with 2 giant ducks. it sucked, so me delete.

12. to find the hidden password, you gotta look 
really close at that weird screen.

13. Xeneos was going to have arms, but I 
could'nt do what I wanted to do, so i didn't 
add them. He looks starnge when you fight him
as a result. 

14. Falango was going to be the real 4th 
character, but some body else took that 
spotlight...

15. I put in a last-minute music test, but i 
deleted it due to errors and the space it would 
take up.

16. I deleted The old last world "weapon 
Factory" because I realized the game lost
humour, and Weapon Factory was stupid 
anyways. 
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Write Down Passwords Here

World 1: Halamo
Worls 2:
BOSS 1:
world 3:
World 4:
BOSS 2:
World 5:
World 6:
BOSS 3:
World 7:
World 8:
BOSS 4:
World 9:
World 10:
World 11:
BOSS 5:

hidden World:

Hidden level:

Bonus Level: beanbag

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