MUSCLE SYSTEMS RELEASE 005
SWIMMINGSPOOL
1/05/03

By popular demand, SWIMMINGSPOOL is now easier and also optimized to run better on slow PC's...NOW BEAT IT!

Preface:
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SWIMMINGSPOOL has a story to tell. Within 30 minutes of it's total completion, the PC it was being tested on crashed, and scandisk truncated it, rendering the uncompiled file totally useless. Due to lack of experience in the "windows ruining hard work" field, no back ups had been made. So, instead of losing my mind, the entire game was rewritten from scratch in 3 days of solid work, and I'm pleased to say that thanks to  all my notes and sketches, the game is an exact replica of the original, plus an extra mini game (K.O Tooths). The whole irony of this ordeal is that SWIMMINGSPOOL was never meant to be a good game..just a joke - and now, the time and effort thats been put into it TWICE could have been put into a "better" game once..oh well. It's a  labour of love I guess, lets hope at least one other person on the planet appreciates it's release.

Ideal System Requirements:
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- 1.4 GHZ P4
- 256mb RAM
- 32MB AGP Graphics Card
- Win XP

If the game runs slowly, try rebooting before play.

About:
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This ones for all the shriners out there...
Swimmingspool is a collection of minigames and is NOT intended to be taken seriously. It is a tribute to bad games / graphics / design, made with no target audience in mind (aside from Mr. H fans - www.hes-back.tk) and it's possible nobody will enjoy it at all. Narcotics may improve playabilty.

Controls:
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Arrow Keys - Move
Space Bar  - Action
Alt F4     - Exit

Credits:
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HardshouldeR - Production, Art & Design
Foogirl      - Art & Design
Ptoing       - Voice Acting
Tenshi       - Voice Acting
w0mp         - Voice Acting
P. Clark     - Voice Acting
Toshax       - Several Crow Names
Akun         - Several Crow Names
Sonic Reaper - Lara Croft Sound Effect

WWW.SWIMMINGPOOL.TK
WWW.HARDSHOULDER.TK
WWW.FOOCAT.TK

RELEASE LIST:
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MSR001: SUPERGALACTIC LOVER
MSR002: SUPERGALACTIC LOVER (V-CADE! EDITION)
MSR003: SEVEN PALLETE MORTAL
MSR004: HARDSHOULDER AUDIO VISUAL EXPERIMENTS